I've had a recent uptick in the number of new movies I've been watching. I'll do quick reviews in bulk:
TMNT - This is everything I'd hoped it would be. I feel like I've found something that was missing in my life. This is how the Turtles are supposed to be. Not cartoons, and definitely not rubber suits. If the turtles weren't ingrained into your mind as a child, you can probably pass.
300 - Good Action, Lots of controversy. I thought Xerxes represented Christ/Christianity.
Epic Movie - This was just a mistake. Not good, not even by stupid parody movie standards. Six full seconds of entertainment.
Eragon - Good, cute dragons. Star Wars rip off. I know it's all meta myth but this is ridiculous. I could see someone redubbing the audio from either movie into the other and the result still being perfectly watchable, perhaps even better.
Children of Men - Very Good. A bit slow in the beginning, but worth it for the character development.